I’m just a girl in the world who blogs about whatever. Ask me anything, just click on the flag at the top of the page and click the ? button.Kik me at sarahmuerteTumblr (3.0; @sarahmuerte)http://sarahmuerte.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e8046902b708b984a7f9e5f307cbc6fe/tumblr_mokl0tQX2W1r0vm1lo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>#georgecarlin #myson #kidsthesedays #comedy #inappropriate #thisishorrible Watching stand up with my friends and playing with my kid.</p>http://sarahmuerte.tumblr.com/post/53250723964http://sarahmuerte.tumblr.com/post/53250723964Mon, 17 Jun 2013 23:43:40 -0400thisishorribleinappropriategeorgecarlinmysoncomedykidsthesedays<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f7ec72b61b1fa00e9e9ce5e974d429fb/tumblr_moh41835Dl1r0vm1lo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>#makeup #eyebrows #benefit #cosmetics #redhead #red #redhair #cateyes #lashes #loveit</p>http://sarahmuerte.tumblr.com/post/53085663832http://sarahmuerte.tumblr.com/post/53085663832Sun, 16 Jun 2013 02:43:56 -0400eyebrowsredhairlashesloveitmakeupbenefitcosmeticsredheadredcateyes<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bed23593689cd4d47f30805b0492a6a9/tumblr_mobcznl9441r0vm1lo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>My best friends dad is amazing. #charlie #loveyou #brilliant</p>http://sarahmuerte.tumblr.com/post/52844466738http://sarahmuerte.tumblr.com/post/52844466738Thu, 13 Jun 2013 00:11:47 -0400brilliantcharlieloveyou<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/bf2dd56f69c59e6d1051e2a3fa32895b/tumblr_moarqyHx9W1r0vm1lo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>#popchips #bluemoon #beer #pool #relaxing #sunnies #heartshapedsunglasses #lanadelrey #sunshine #happy</p>http://sarahmuerte.tumblr.com/post/52812810373http://sarahmuerte.tumblr.com/post/52812810373Wed, 12 Jun 2013 16:32:58 -0400heartshapedsunglassespopchipsrelaxingbluemoonsunshinebeerpoolhappysunnieslanadelrey<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/df8d55dbbaa59fffbe646651083b0b27/tumblr_mo7f66yTqi1r0vm1lo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Hardcore Love socks!! Thanks @linzer81! I still have them 7 years later! Haha!</p>http://sarahmuerte.tumblr.com/post/52670708478http://sarahmuerte.tumblr.com/post/52670708478Mon, 10 Jun 2013 21:08:29 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/448e8bdfd76ed08c2ad376be05e68a16/tumblr_mo48jmpVtM1r0vm1lo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>#hoodslam #wrestling #godofwar #darksheik #thisisreal #ftf</p>http://sarahmuerte.tumblr.com/post/52528284971http://sarahmuerte.tumblr.com/post/52528284971Sun, 09 Jun 2013 03:52:33 -0400thisisrealdarksheikwrestlinggodofwarhoodslamftf<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f83cddfc897c89a0a8c43334ddf8249a/tumblr_mo3mixKZNH1r0vm1lo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>#drugsbunny #hoodslam #wrestling #amazeballs #fridaynight #oaklandmetro #fun</p>http://sarahmuerte.tumblr.com/post/52499344729http://sarahmuerte.tumblr.com/post/52499344729Sat, 08 Jun 2013 19:56:57 -0400amazeballswrestlingfridaynighthoodslamfundrugsbunnyoaklandmetro<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b0c219c88ba4af93fd682f2160bea9d4/tumblr_mnw994oFq61s113xlo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thisistheendmovie.tumblr.com/post/52179951206/happy-hump-day" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">thisistheendmovie</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Happy Hump Day!</p></blockquote> <p>Oh Pineapple Express!</p>http://sarahmuerte.tumblr.com/post/52207956560http://sarahmuerte.tumblr.com/post/52207956560Wed, 05 Jun 2013 04:08:54 -0400pineapple expressjames francoseth rogencomedymoviehilarious<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cfac90ecd4a21f6f2b236c5610193dd2/tumblr_mnul51ixJf1qa70eyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://vintagegal.tumblr.com/post/52155786500/artwork-by-atelier-hans-neumann-for-die-konigin" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">vintagegal</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Artwork by Atelier Hans Neumann for <span>Die Konigin Von Paris (</span><span>La Revue Des Revues) </span><span>starring Josephine Baker (1927)(</span><a href="http://www.liveauctioneers.com/item/5965891" target="_blank">x</a><span>)</span></p></blockquote>http://sarahmuerte.tumblr.com/post/52170594112http://sarahmuerte.tumblr.com/post/52170594112Tue, 04 Jun 2013 18:18:05 -0400josephine bakervintageburlesqueposterart<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0fc3f58e5b79cfaedfea6c744433f905/tumblr_mnvwfu4zC21qa70eyo2_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/65a106fc808a2bc7f624de31065fd12f/tumblr_mnvwfu4zC21qa70eyo8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3c303758bef35724b14a193ee3585af7/tumblr_mnvwfu4zC21qa70eyo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fcc63ab2ddf89f40eb7d5d94f207ecc5/tumblr_mnvwfu4zC21qa70eyo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/745d979d175753e0327e036975fbd347/tumblr_mnvwfu4zC21qa70eyo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6ad8c52eb72643850130b11d549de52d/tumblr_mnvwfu4zC21qa70eyo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/dfc10bc9f10e292e1bc7e277bafe3ec8/tumblr_mnvwfu4zC21qa70eyo7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/91629a0983465533ac6d3bbd62db05fe/tumblr_mnvwfu4zC21qa70eyo9_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0cc73e1f1aad339fbede4168ed75bc37/tumblr_mnvwfu4zC21qa70eyo6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://vintagegal.tumblr.com/post/52159387751/batman-tv-show-1960s" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">vintagegal</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><span>Batman TV show 1960’s</span></p></blockquote>http://sarahmuerte.tumblr.com/post/52170428292http://sarahmuerte.tumblr.com/post/52170428292Tue, 04 Jun 2013 18:15:51 -0400batmanvintagetv60'sadam west<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/311f9fd74b97374d143e08c401f500bc/tumblr_mnw0mtpMPw1qa70eyo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3c01543dd63f5699ae9b74a594b94577/tumblr_mnw0mtpMPw1qa70eyo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://vintagegal.tumblr.com/post/52166812472/beetlejuice-1988-lets-turn-on-the-juice-and" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">vintagegal</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Beetlejuice (1988)</p> <p><small>“<span>Let’s turn on the juice and see what shakes loose.”</span></small></p></blockquote>http://sarahmuerte.tumblr.com/post/52170250392http://sarahmuerte.tumblr.com/post/52170250392Tue, 04 Jun 2013 18:13:28 -0400beetlejuicewinona ryder80'slove this<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c70df447e84d221f7bea81c397768e21/tumblr_mnr1h6A4XA1r0vm1lo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back! #friends #bar #vacaville #trouble #alwaysagoodtime (at Hueys)</p>http://sarahmuerte.tumblr.com/post/51943513213http://sarahmuerte.tumblr.com/post/51943513213Sun, 02 Jun 2013 00:51:06 -0400vacavillebartroublefriendsalwaysagoodtime<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ff5b42746610689494364f414c9372e4/tumblr_mnq5g5FfHv1r0vm1lo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Victory barrels for work! Heart shaped sunglasses to get me there! #work #hair #makeup #benefit @benefitcosmetics #loveit</p>http://sarahmuerte.tumblr.com/post/51894512705http://sarahmuerte.tumblr.com/post/51894512705Sat, 01 Jun 2013 13:19:17 -0400hairloveitbenefitworkmakeup<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b233ddd603a5d09e24f82a081df2ac20/tumblr_mnjamzU1gE1sn9g3zo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://killa-kelly.tumblr.com/post/51711408462" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">killa-kelly</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://loltime.1000notes.com/post/51645135180/threecheersforbuttrevenge-i-tried-to-print-a" target="_blank">lulz-time</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://threecheersforbuttrevenge.tumblr.com/post/51601291026/i-tried-to-print-a-photo-of-a-baby-but-my-printer" target="_blank">threecheersforbuttrevenge</a>:</p> <p>I TRIED TO PRINT A PHOTO OF A BABY BUT MY PRINTER RAN OUT OF INK AND I CAN’T STOP SCREAMING</p> </blockquote> <p>No</p></blockquote> <p>THANK YOU KELLY!!</p>http://sarahmuerte.tumblr.com/post/51711616104http://sarahmuerte.tumblr.com/post/51711616104Thu, 30 May 2013 04:20:55 -0400I'm fucking crying<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b86aaf9979bf23ca227015cc819bf580/tumblr_mnli01wAz91qlw32to1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://sarahmuerte.tumblr.com/post/51711597960http://sarahmuerte.tumblr.com/post/51711597960Thu, 30 May 2013 04:20:19 -0400fuck youflowerphoto<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b2a744dad549b4d23afb2b28fc54a745/tumblr_mnlr4jXt321r0vm1lo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Tumblr… I can’t even…</p>http://sarahmuerte.tumblr.com/post/51711575560http://sarahmuerte.tumblr.com/post/51711575560Thu, 30 May 2013 04:19:31 -0400lotadtumblrI'm fucking crying<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0685bc4fe9c2d3e6bf21d72c57daa49f/tumblr_mnlqy9bzfz1r0vm1lo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>#pokemon #mashup #whyamiawake #someonestopme #imfuckingcrying #thisishorrible</p>http://sarahmuerte.tumblr.com/post/51711464204http://sarahmuerte.tumblr.com/post/51711464204Thu, 30 May 2013 04:15:45 -0400thisishorriblemashupimfuckingcryingsomeonestopmepokemonwhyamiawake<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d4b3619648d7785928b9faa2e67b4aff/tumblr_mnlq9khpfu1r0vm1lo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>#pokemon #mashup #whyamiawake #someonestopme #thisishorrible</p>http://sarahmuerte.tumblr.com/post/51711016410http://sarahmuerte.tumblr.com/post/51711016410Thu, 30 May 2013 04:00:56 -0400mashupsomeonestopmepokemonwhyamiawakethisishorrible<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/395b53dad674877ce13cefe81aa4183a/tumblr_mnln8vejNr1r0vm1lo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>#Scumbags @killa_kelly and I. Hanging out. Drinking #tea talking #shit.</p>http://sarahmuerte.tumblr.com/post/51708834786http://sarahmuerte.tumblr.com/post/51708834786Thu, 30 May 2013 02:55:43 -0400scumbagsshitteaI feel like poop so I&#8217;m watching A New Hope. It always makes me feel like a kid again,...http://sarahmuerte.tumblr.com/post/51603028784http://sarahmuerte.tumblr.com/post/51603028784Tue, 28 May 2013 20:50:01 -0400star warsa new hopechildhoodkids these dayslove ithate itdon't judge mepersonal